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McEdifice Returns By CamestrosFelapton Characters: 5554

Updated: 2017-12-27 12:02

"The operation is GO. You did good. It's all up to him now."

See? I said Chuck wasn't dead, we the authors explain to you the surprised reader who doubted our reassurances in Chapter 1.

Cue: THEME MUSIC! Da, da, da, da, etc etc etc.


And, we are back on Draculon 6 in the big spooky cathedral. Popwhistle Prince of Darkness & Gantt Charts is there, The Demon-Haunted Urn of Besty Darkshadow is there (currently Queen of the Space Vampires), Commander Clench is there, the forces of Qzrixian Military Intelligence are there (Noz Feratu, Qzrrzxxzq & ScanScan the Dancing Photocopier Man), a whole bunch of vampires are there, Chiseled McEdifice is there and they are staring at the newcomer: none other than CHISLEDMcEDIFICE!

"Why act so surprised?" says the new Chiseled McEdifice, "The clue was in the title all along! I am the real Chiseled McEdifice and I have returned."

"But if you are Chiseled McEdifice, " says McEdifice, "then who am I?"

"Good question, " answers McEdifice, "You are an eCyberHuman called Chipmunk McEmphasis. You were created to look just like me in…Darn, I can't remember. Tim when did Chipmunk appear?"

From out of the shadows steps TIMOTHY THE TALKING CAT wearing the uniform of the Psychic SWAT Mercenaries. "Hmmm, Chipmunk appeared in the Bumper McEdifice Annual Christmas Special – Chapter 3: Never Trust an eCyberHuman or their Tricksy Ways."

"That's right, " says Straw Puppy also stepping out of the shadows, "Tim and I (but mainly me) helped McEdifice stop Chipmunk taking over the Psychic Swat Mercenaries. Later Chipmunk saw the error of his ways. You see the eCyberHumans had been just a li

s would think McEdifice had really retired."

"Exactly SP!" said Timothy, "With McEdifice retired, we knew that the Space Vampires would reveal their secret plans but they wouldn't realise that Betsy was actually a double agent."

"Zoiks!" said Popwhistle and suddenly he pointed to the back of the cathedral and shouted, "Oh My Gosh! Watch out everybody there is a squirrel!"

Everybody turned and opened fire but it was only a vampire rabbit which flew off pretty damn quickly I can tell you.

"Damn!" said Straw Puppy, "Popwhistle escaped in the confusion!"

"Never mind him, " said McEdifice, "There will be plenty of time to catch him later."

"Well this was all very surprising, " says Qzrrzxxzq, "I think you could have told us your plan."

"Sorry, " said Commander Clench, "The operation was on a strict need to know basis. We couldn't risk Betsy with any kinds of leaks."

"I'm feeling disorientated, " says Chipmunk McEmphasis, "What am I going to do now?"

"Your life is your choice, " said Betsy, "but if we've learnt one thing today it is that love can conquer ANY adversity."

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