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McEdifice Returns By CamestrosFelapton Characters: 5654

Updated: 2017-12-27 12:02


Our heroes:

? ScanScan – the dancing photocopier man. His powers: interdimensional travel, Bolshoi level classical ballet dancing, can print, scan, photocopy and fax in a wide range of standard paper sizes including international A series A5 to A2, B series and US standards. Combat role: Transport and evac.

? Qzrrzxxzq – alien anthropologist, glamorous Director of Post-planning Process at Spindle, Spindle and Gatefold and reservist in her home planet's special forces. Her powers: qualitative research and academic writing in the humanities, business administration, some kind of freaky alien Krav-Maga like fighting style. Combat role: intelligence and field support.

? Chiseled McEdifice – Veteran Space Marine, detective and vampire hunt, former leader of Darkshadow Detective Agency/Psychic SWAT Mercenaries. Powers: awesome at everything. Combat role: KICKING VAMPIRE ASS.

That was the team and here they were on Draculon 6 with no weapons and no backup and ONE mission: to find out what the flipping heck was going on!

"Here is the plan, " said McEdifice commandingly, "ScanScan you stay bunkered down here in this empty crypt where we are currently hiding and which we already secured and which is vampire free and which we have already ascertained isn't currently being used by vampires."

"Ready to accept next job!" said ScanScan obligingly, he eyes lingering softly and McEdifices firm muscles.

"Good man! Qzrrzxxzq, I need you to stay with ScanScan. He is our only route out of here and I need somebody I can trust to watch his six."

"Damn it, McEdifice, you can't do this alone!" said Qzrrzxxzq, "but I can't abandon ScanScan!"

"Trust me Qzrrzxxzq, it i

o to all of those point, I don't have more integrity, I'm not a traitor, I haven't turned vampire and I wasn't behind this all along. No, you see, delivering you to the Space Vampires was part of my officially sanctioned mission by the Galactic Government to broker a peace treaty. The supreme leader of the Space Vampires wanted just one thing – you and they knew exactly how to get you here and what your weakness was. Hmm, I should have guessed it was hippies."

"But who? Who is this monster manipulating events!" shouted McEdifice looking around for some super-duper chief vampire.

"Who? Oh, McEdifice, she is right here!" and with that Commander Clench revealed what he was holding – a funeral urn!

"No! It can't be!" sobbed McEdifice, "She went missing in McEdifice & Darkshadow Detective Agency/Psychic SWAT Mercenaries (MDDAPSWATM) Book 7: Crisis on the Space Orient Express!"

"Oh but it is!" said a spooky voice echoing from the urn, "It is I, Betsy, the demonically possessed funeral urn of your ex-wife! I have done all this to reclaim you to be my king! Chiseled McEdifice – King of the Space Vampires!"

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