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McEdifice Returns By CamestrosFelapton Characters: 4690

Updated: 2017-12-27 12:02

"Oh dear!" said the robot, "Unfortunately you have no valid funds for this transaction!"

"What! There must be some kind of mistake!" said McEdifice.

The robot shook its chrome-like head sadly. "I'm so, so sorry sir. You see your funds are all in non-standard Steppe Farthings – the currency of the Grassland Planet of Steppes. You may not be aware that the Grassland Planet of Steppes was handed over to the Space Vampire Empire (or "Vempire" if you will) as part of the peace treaty."

"No, why would they do such a thing!" cried McEdifice.

"Well basically almost nobody lived there except a gang of outlaws and some crazy old war veteran. Also, the planet really only had one thing: having lots of grass. People really want planets with two or more things these days. Multitudinous Gamma has at least six things now! It's the disco planet, the knitted sock planet, the equatorial ice-cap planet, the bouncy-castle planet, the four-headed fish-monster planet and also its oceans are purple!" explained the robot helpfully.

"but what will I do now?" said McEdifice.

The robot patted his hand in an attempt to comfort him. "I'm so, so sorry dear. It looks like you are stuck here for the time being. Go into town, get a job and work up some credits for a flight home. You'll see, it will all be OK." The robot gave McEdifice its best conciliatory smile.

"A job?" said McEdifice.

"In an

's brother Bob, Straw Puppy's Mum (and no thanks at all to some stingy people who didn't contribute anything – yeah, you know who you are SUSAN, the sarcasm was NOT appreciated) all our stretch goals are now FULLY funded.

Yes, all you McEdifice fans out there GOOD NEWS! The exclusive, collectors edition, GRAPHIC NOVEL chapter of McEdifice Returns is now available! A clear shot across the bows of Marvel and DC and Image. With an amazing script from Straw Puppy and art by a super-well-known comic book artist who cannot be named for fear of reprisals by the liberal elite!


[What? What do you mean there's a typo on the cover? Yeah, well that maybe how they spell "their" in your fancy New York offices but that's not how we spell it on the streets with right thinking ordinary people who are sick and tired of being lectured to by social-justice spellers and leftwing proofreaders and cultural-Marxist copyeditors!]

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